Facepalm.
A few seasons ago it seemed like the UGA football program was having a hell of a time keeping its players from getting into trouble. Then just this offseason we had Zach Mettenberger get popped for underage possession of alcohol among other charges. Now here's the AD getting a DUI. Driving drunk is a bad idea - let's leave it at that.
The other thing I thought about was the fact that he had a passenger in the vehicle. The 28 year old female in the vehicle was not Kerri Evans - Damon's wife and mother of their two children. Let's call it like it is. When Damon Evans said "she's just a friend", I sure as hell didn't believe him. I'm sure he has plenty of female associates, being the AD and all, but come on now. You're drunk. It's almost midnight. You have a female riding shotgun that isn't your wife.
And this just in... The arresting police officer noted that Evans had a pair of red panties in between his legs. Let's type that again for effect - he had a pair of red panties in between his legs. Yeah, she's just a friend. The officer also noted that Evans gave the following explanation for the panties - "she took them off and I held them because I was just trying to get her home". For real?
We all make mistakes. Hell, we all probably make some big ass mistakes that we really wish we didn't. Getting behind the wheel while drunk is a mistake and can lead to some real tragic shit. Sleeping around on your spouse is also a pretty big mistake. You know what's worse than all that, though? Being a damn liar.
rich people don't have to tell the truth -- see, Orenthal James "The Juice" Simpson
ReplyDeleteI'd like to reiterate a bit of our phone conversation earlier:
J - "she's just a friend? really? who's buyin that shit?"
L - "biz markie bought them shits..."
consensus opinion - If you're rich, what the hell are you doing driving around drunk? I mean, aside from the fact that you're doing some morally irresponsible shit, at least have the common sense to hire a driver.
If you're Notorious, throw the keys to little caese, pull the truck up front, and roll up the next blunt.
and on that note, I leave you with the following...
OH BAY-BEE YOU!
you got what I NEE-EEED
butchu say he just a friend...